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Hwang Mi Hee Biography
Name: Hwang Mi Hee (황미희)
Birthday: January 21, 1982
Height: 174cm
weight: 51kg
Body size: 35-24-35
Hobbies: Movies, music, reading, exercise
Motto: Practice makes perfect
Favorite Car: Porsche, Bentley
Profession: model and race queen

Recruitment: Clerk

A dog is wandering on the street and saw the recruitment notice on a shop window:

"Recruitment clerks: - Able to typing.
- Basic computer knowledges require.
- Proficient in both languages.
- Equal opportunity to everyone."

Dog go into the shop and apply, but was refused.

"I can not hire a dog to do things in the company." Manager said.

Dog is not convinced with the answer and then protest by pointing to the notice "Equal opportunity to everyone".

Manager asked: "Do you able to type?"

The dog went quietly before the typewriter and accurately hit a few letters.

"You know how to use a computer?" The manager asked again.

The dog sat in front of the computer then start to play game, write C language, C++, ASP.net, design web page accurately.

Manager lose his temper...

"I really can not hire a dog to do the job." Manager angrily shout at the dog.

"Even if you can type, well versed in computer, but I need an employee to be able to speak two languages. Can you?"

The dog looked up at the manager and bark: "Meow meow, Wow wow"

Manager: " ...... " (-_-''')

Hide My Ass is not a software, it's a website that help users manipulate IP address. Hide My Ass! helps hundreds of thousands of people daily by protecting their privacy and identity online. This Website is created to make online security fun and easy to use and they offer a range of unique services, from our web proxy enabling you to surf the web anonymously to our advanced VPN encryption service. Use their services to hide from hackers, insecure networks, online identity theft and much more. Access numerous blocked website like YouTube.com, Gmail.com, MySpace.com, FaceBook.com, Friendster.com, Blogspot.com, Adult (18+) from your school, college, company, internet cafe, office and anywhere.

If you want to access blocked website like YouTube.com for example just key in the URL / Website in the proxy bar like image below.

Just Chat

Company not allow you to sign on MSN during office hours? Try this, we can disguise it easily as we are working hard. HAHAHA. :P

"Just Chat" is a software to allow you to disguise the MSN background to what ever background you want to have. Default software come with ms office 2007 background and i tried to change it to my favorite yahoo background as shown.

Simple step to have alternative background for MSN everyday.
1. Press and hold "Alt" and then press "Print Scrn" button to capture your background.
2. Open paint program and paste it.
3. Save it as JPEG format at "Just Chat" folder.
4. Click "New background" and then select the new JPEG picture file as the background.

Cheers, Magic Muggle.

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Make a wish

A pair of the same age couple together to celebrate their 60th memorable birthday. Suddenly, an angel appear in front of them.

Angel said: "I give each of you a wish."
60 years old wife, said: "I wish to travel around the world."
Angel said: "Easy! Easy!"

An air ticket travel around world appears on 60 years old wife hand.

Angel asked 60-year-old husband: "And you? What is your wish?"
60 years old husband answered:"Are you sure my wish will come true?"
Angel said: "I never lie to anyone."
Old Husband laugh and wish: "I hope now i can hug a lady about 30 years younger than me. HAHAHAHA"

Angel said: "I see. Easy job"

Old husband became 90 years old...

Ever wondered what the world would look like if it was made from ice? Take a look around a minus5 ice lounge and see for yourself. Minus 5 Ice lounge is located worlwide at Sydney, Gold Coast, Auckland, Queenstown, Las Vegas and Viseu.

History: The minus5 "story" can be traced back to the end of the 19th century, when intrepid New Zealand explorer and adventurer Buck Rockwell, set out on a daring one-man expedition to circumnavigate the North Pole. When his icebreaker became trapped in the Arctic pack ice, he was forced to endure the winter in a remote whaling village with only the local fisherwomen and copious amounts of vodka to warm the long Arctic nights. In 1908, Buck finally returned to New Zealand, bringing with him the story of his polar adventures and a taste for pure, ice cold vodka. His legacy has been passed through generations of Rockwells ever since. In 2003, his great-grandson, Craig Ling hit upon the idea of creating the world's very first sub-zero vodka bar.

Panda Cloud Antivirus 2009

Panda Cloud Antivirus 2009 is the first cloud-based antivirus.
It is FREE and consumed a little bit of computer memory. The most important point about the design is connected in real-time to PandaLabs' online Collective Intelligence servers to protect faster against the newest malware variants while barely impacting PC performance. You no need to worry about update and configuration. With plenty of advantages, there is also some disadvantage. Once you unable to online, it will consider as malfunction. However, cloud-based antivirus still ideally choice for users. Due to low CPU and memory consumed, you can't even notice it is running as majority of scanning is performed by online Panda server. So, low capability computer such as netbook very suitable to use it. If you are looking for anti-virus, try this.

Download it.

Cheers, Panda.

Zwally, NAZA
“Estimation for melting Ice at pole until it disappear is at end of year 2012”


Koichiro Matsuura, director general of the U.N. Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization
"Climate changes are impacting on all aspects of the human and natural systems."



Leda Huta, the coalition's executive director
"Global warming is like a bulldozer shoving species, already on the brink of extinction, perilously closer to the edge of existence.”

Professor Bill McGuire of University College London
“Climate change doesn't just affect the atmosphere and the oceans but the earth's crust as well. The whole earth is an interactive system"

Friendly Automation Program:TimeComX

When you want to watch movie with your PC until fall sleep, what you will do with your PC? When you plan to play a birthday song at 12am sharp to your friends or execute some other program automatically by your PC. Any idea? Here would like to share with you about Vowblog recommended good and FREE program. J1 personally use this software as an daily alarm.

TimeComX is a very useful and friendly automation program to assist you. It is designed with plenty of functions as following,
- Restart
- Shutdown
- Log Off
- Lock
- Hibernation
- File execution
- Play audio

After installed, you need to set the count down time and then automatically tasks which is going to execute. Try it here.

Cheers, TimeComX

How to use anonymous user to online?

1) Go to http://www.digitalcybersoft.com/ProxyList/fresh-proxy-list.shtml review fresh anonymous Proxy list.

2) Select one of the available IP on the Proxy list, then go to Control Panel > Internet Options > Internet Properties > Connections > LAN settings > Proxy server.

3) Key in selected IP address and port number. Press OK to confirm the changing.



4) Go to http://www.whatismyip.com/ to check your IP after changing.

Please help our world animal,they same as us....

Homosexual Rooster

A rancher only breed one rooster out of 100 hens as rooster will not lay any egg. Day after day, rooster was getting older so rancher bought a younger rooster from market.

Senior rooster shout at young rooster:"Why you come over here? Get out! I still strong enough to handle all the hens here."

Young rooster respond innocently:"I... I..."
Senior rooster shout again:"Shut up! I no need an answer, I just need a solution. I don't believe I will lose to youngster. Let's try chase and catch me if you can. If you can't get me, you gonna out from here. If I lose, I will shut my mouth up and hand over 100 hens to you. You in charge then I leave."

So, competition start... Young rooster is running hardly to chase and try to catch senior rooster. Suddenly, 'BangBang' Rancher killed the young rooster then cursed....

"Damn it, this month so unlucky. Another gay cock was bought..."

Condom v.s. Sanitary

Condom shout:"I hate you, San. Everytime you start to work, I will be jobless for 7 days...."

Sanitary:"What the #$&!? Think about your safety. Everytime you careless during working, I will be jobless for 9 months..."

Chacaltaya at 1990

But if we see what happened today, its seems it’s will be faster dissapear. It can be next year !!

The pictures above are the Chacaltaya Glacier circa 1940 and 1982, top row, and 1996 and 2005, bottom row.

Let's try to type one by one of the following message and then send it to your friends. You will get the hidden emoticons and surprise from Skype.

(skype)
(bandit)
(bug)
(drunk)
(finger)
(fubar)
(headbang)
(heidy)
(mooning)
(myspace)
(poolparty)
(rock)
(smoke)
(swear)
(tmi)
(toivo)(bandit)
(bug)
(drunk)
(finger)
(fubar)
(headbang)
(heidy)
(mooning)
(myspace)
(poolparty)
(rock)
(smoke)
(swear)
(tmi)
(toivo)

Cheers.

There has been a significant shift in the New Zealand climate over the last 20 years. Annual temperatures in the central and eastern parts of the North Island have risen by up to 0.250C in the last twenty years. Recent trends indicate more droughts in the north and east of the North Island, more damaging floods in the west and south of the South Island, fewer frosts nation wide, night time temperatures continuing to rise and stronger westerly winds over southern and central New Zealand. 1998 was the hottest year on record, with an average temperature 0.80C above normal.

Bangladesh, also one of places that get worst impact of climate change coz it’s at low land. Intergovernmental Panel On Climate Change (IPCC) said, sea level rises will drawn 17% of all Bangladesh at 2050. And forces atleast 20.000.000 people from 144.000.000 people lost their home.

Australian government warning, that sea level rises can drawn 250.000 houses, airport, and house at 2100.

An incredible eye popping man is trying to get his name listed in Guinness World Records as a man that can pop out most of his both eyes out of their socket. Claudio Pinto, 48, a Brazilian that can pop both of his eyes out 4 cm or 95% of his eyeball.

He is making a living out of shows where he pops his eyes out, Terra Noticias Populares reports. Although Claudio Pinto have a various medical check up before, a doctor verify him to be a normal guy and stated that they never seen anything like that before. He's making many with his remarkable ability by running a show to popping out his eyes.

What is global warming?
Global warming is the increase in the average temperature of the Earth's near-surface air and oceans since the mid-20th century and its projected continuation.

Greenhouse gases

The greenhouse effect is the process by which absorption and emission of infrared radiation by gases in the atmosphere warm a planet's lower atmosphere and surface.

One Of The Biggest Causes Of Global Warming Is CO2

There are a number of ways in which global warming occurs. In some forms global warming is completely natural and out of our hands to control. In other forms humans can control and even stop global warming to some degree.

It should not be of much surprise to learn that CO2 is a major cause of global warming. It has long been known that CO2 pollution enters into the Earth’s atmosphere and causes damage to occur. The result is that our planet increases in temperature through a process known as global warming. CO2 is not the only gas that wrecks havoc on the planet though. Other gases like nitrous oxide and methane all play a role too. For the most part CO2 is a main cause of global warming.

 
After 6 months I got rabbit as my pet, I think it’s very cute if I have baby rabbit also. After searching a good father for the baby rabbit, I intro my rabbit to this male rabbit. Then after few week (about 2 week) I can see that my rabbit become more lazy. I check her stomach, and wow.. got something inside like little ball and its move ^^.

What is politic? We wonder how many answers we'll get from a different point of view and opinions of each person we ask. If you have no idea what is politic in anyway, then you should learn and understand what actually politic is about from a child in this story.

A son read a politic article in a newspaper but don't understand it, so he asked his father, “Dad, what is politics?” Dad said “Look, I'm the one who work and bring the money home, therefore I am the Capitalist. Your mother administrate and allocates the money, therefore she is the Government”.

 

Google + Ciba Dictionary:

A very good English-to-Chinese or Chinese-t0-English dictionary. It is not only a basic application where integrated plenty features as following,

1) Capture word and translate directly from screen:- User no need to key in any word or reopen the dictionary program. This save a lot of time for us to read through article.

2) Friendly enhance translate word without interruption from screen.

3) Web page translation:

Free Online Storage:

Are you facing insufficient storage problem? That is plenty of free online storage available for us to upload files no matter personal or business purpose, the following is the vowblogger recommended online storage to upload some necessary backup.

1) Windows Live SkyDrive:
It provide you the storage up to 25GB but maximum file upload only can be 50MB. The good points are what ever file uploaded will not be auto delete and speed uploading very fast. What you need only a MSN account.



2) Media Fire:
Media Fire offer unlimited and convenient storage. It will auto delete those file if no one download it more than 50 days and you are not registered as user. If registered user, files upload will not deleted.

How to download You Tube videos in legal in the easiest way. With this way we don't need to download additional software and install in our PC, and even you don't have an You Tube user account but you still can download the videos in a matter of second without login with your user account.

1) Search for any video you want to download, when you are in the video viewing page insert word "kiss" inside the video URL in front of youtube.com domain name. Refer picture below.

PC Gossip - Who is the worst?

LCD monitor said:"Poor me, everyday need to let people watch..."
Keyboard said:"I am worse than you, everyday let people hit me...especially my sFace."
Mouse shout:"Everyday people touch me, I also didn't complain"
CPU casing said:"People press my bellybutton everyday... Mom told me it might cause diarrhea "
CD ROM said:"People insert me everyday"
Hard Disk complain:"Now no one want me already"
USB Pen Drive said:"People use to bring me to insert different place... I am worried I might infect. H1N1... It's horrible."

Motherboard said:"Don't think I am happy that everyone insert into me. Actually, I am the worst.... Everyone insert into me then never move afterward. It make me feel ill"

Sound card angrily said:"What the @#!%, everytime people insert you guys then I am the one shout..."

It's almost a year after Google Chrome OS is in the market since Google Inc launch it on July-7-2009, in this short period there are already more than 30 million regular users. Google Chrome OS is an open source operating system designed by Google to work exclusively with web applications, so the people can use Google Chrome on the web — searching for information, checking email, catching up on the news, shopping or just staying in touch with friends.

Good question

"Dad, female have how many type of breast?" son ask.
"Cool, that is a great question son." Dad answer. After thinking for a while, dad answer son seriously, "son, there is totally 3 kind of breast. When they are 20 plus, both of that look likes honeydew melon, supple, nice, round and bouncy. When 30 to 40, it look likes pear, outlook still beautiful however a bit curve to gravity. When they are 50, it look like onion."

 
Don’t you think pet so nice? I like pet very much. Since I can remember something in my live, I already have Pet. My father also like pet very much, maybe because of that I also like pet. When I was a child, at my home already got dog, bird, rabbit, monkey, turtle and fish. The most pet I like is Rabbit. I already got a lot of rabbits. I event not remember how much rabbit I already have before. And now I have 1 rabbit. My rabbit is female. I take care of her since she was 2 months old. Now she is 2 years 4 months. I name her Boo :p Boo already got childrens. She has a lot childrens. I think more than 12. She also already become grandma. And great grandma.

Miracle at mental facility hospital

Nurse ran into the doctor's office said with excitement:"Doctor! A miracle at our hospital! Fish saved his ward's mate, Haw!"

"Oh! What's going on" Doctor James asked.
"Haw want to drown in the tub himself, Fish forcibly dragged him out" Nurse explained.
Doctor James is very happy:"It seems that Fish has recovered, please bring him to see me!"

A moment later, Fish came to doctor James's office.
"Fish, from your performance, i believe that you have completely recovered, and you did a very heroic thing just now. Tomorrow, you can leave the hospital." Doctor James said earnestly.

At this time, nurse festinately ran into office and shouted: "Oh my god, Haw is again hanging in the bathroom! He is really suicide mad!"
"Nope! I just want him to dry" Fish cut in.

File Destructor

When too much of works around you and insufficient time to send files, documents to boss, what you can do? In this moment, you may use this trick, 'File Destructor'. It can create a destruct document for you. Cheer up, you can use this to acquire more time to finish you job.

"Opps, I will resend the file to you"

Click here to try it.

I always face a internet access problem with my lapotp while out from office. Due to this reason, I tried to source a solution that connects my laptop to internet via Wifi using my mobile phone's 3G, N95.

This software is developed by Joikusoft Oy Ltd where can make Symbian S60 mobile phones become Wi-Fi Hot Spot. There is Light(FREE) and Premium(Eur$ 9). Light version only able to support basic internet sufing, HTTP and HTTPS. Premium version support all internet and email protocols such as MSN, Skype, FTP and Outlook.



For more detail, please view the installation and tips.

Bank Negara Malaysia warn malaysian citizen to beware of a fake fake RM 50 note. This ringgit note is currently widely use by certain people to purchase in the market. It's easy to notice the different between fake note and real money note, as the fake one is darker. If you found this fake note you can report to authority or Bank Negara.

BLACKBERRY CURVE 8520

320 x 240 pixels, 2.64 inches
Full QWERTY keyboard
Touch-sensitive optical trackpad
Wallpapers
Dedicated music keys
3.5 mm audio jack
Internal 256 MB
Card slot microSD, up to 32GB
Wi-Fi 802.11b/g
Retail Price USD3XX.00


NOKIA N97 MINI

TFT resistive touchscreen, 16M colors
360 x 640 pixels, 3.2 inches
Full QWERTY keyboard
Handwriting recognition
Internal 8 GB storage, 128 MB RAM
Card slot microSD, supportup to 16GB
HSCSD Yes
EDGE Class 32
GPS Yes, with A-GPS support; Nokia Maps
Retail Price USD5XX.00