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Good question

"Dad, female have how many type of breast?" son ask.
"Cool, that is a great question son." Dad answer. After thinking for a while, dad answer son seriously, "son, there is totally 3 kind of breast. When they are 20 plus, both of that look likes honeydew melon, supple, nice, round and bouncy. When 30 to 40, it look likes pear, outlook still beautiful however a bit curve to gravity. When they are 50, it look like onion."


"Onion?" son curiously ask again.

"Yup, you want to cry while you look at it." Dad answer again.

[Father explanation infuriate his wife and daughter]

"Mom, how many type of male member?" daugther ask.
Mom a little bit suprise and smiling answer, "Man will pass through 3 stages. Every stage, we can use tree to describe it. When 20, it likes oak, STRONG enough. Come to 30 and 40, birch trees, soft but reliable. After 50, it likes Christmas trees."

"Christmas tree?"

"Yes, above the roots are dead and baloon only for decoration".